yesterday at yoga our teacher told us to engage our buttholes. im not kidding. okay she said ANUS. and the only thing weirder than hearing your yoga teacher say, “Okay, I just have tosay it… YOUR ANUS,” was kind of opening one eye and looking around, realizing everybody else in the room— which incl. a pregnant lady, no less— was sucking in their buttholes, too. Cmon, I’m all for maturity (ha!) and i’m all for sucking in your butthole in the privacy of your own home, but that shit’s fucked up.
also, fucking admit that as you read this you did it at least once!
i’m doing it non stop :)
